I was recently having a scroll through my Google Analytics figures which tell me all about the recent traffic statistics for my site (ie how many people visited the blog, etc.). One thing that I wasn't expecting to see was that someone had stumbled upon my blog after searching the web for pictures of Fabio, the Italian fashion model known partially for his long hair and chiseled abs and partially for that time a goose flew into his face whilst he was on a roller coaster.
Naturally, this got me thinking about Google search results. I'm sure you'll all be shocked to learn this, but my blog is not yet the #1 visited site on the internet. Like I said, shocking! But every cloud has its silver lining, and the upside of this is that when I did a Google image search for "Adventure Stacy," some really weird shit came up. And what better way to say thank you to those of you who actually do read this little blog of mine than to share those results with you! And so, without further ado, I give you...
Weird Shit I Found on the Internet When I Googled Myself
First off, let's start out with this incredibly random result:
I'm not sure what those pants (that's trousers to you Brits) have to do with either adventure or the name Stacy, but I wouldn't dare to question the Google Gods so I digress. Luckily, the next result made all my worries melt away:
Miniature people riding horses are always a win in my book. But you know who doesn't enjoy them? This girl:
I think that girl could actually use a bit of adventure in her life, so I'm glad she turned up in the Adventure Stacy search results. Maybe she should try something like, oh I don't know, whatever the hell this is:
So, okay, now we're getting to the adventure side of things! And methinks no one does adventure quite like these guys:
And then my Google image scrolling started to get a bit funky. First off, there was How-to-Make-a-Bear-with-a-Mustache-and-a-Stick 101:
And then this happened, which made me feel a little bit dirty and uncomfortable:
Then this popped up, which will surely give me nightmares for days:
Clearly, my Google image search had suddenly taken a dark turn. Thankfully, it was all capped off by the biggest gem of them all. Something so spectacular, I could rest assured that this impromptu Google image search of mine had not been in vain. And with that, ladies and gentleman, I give you...
TATTOOED MAN IN SILKY AMERICAN FLAG SHORTS WITH DOGS
*Drops the mic*